trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

kim-kanye-baby:

This man is out of control!

(Source: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

bvsedjesus:

toxicist:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

-


when ya girl sees me

bvsedjesus:

toxicist:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

-

when ya girl sees me

(Source: the-science-llama)

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury)

©食魚

(Source: lyrexz)

bird-jesus:

i can’t stop fucking laughing at this fucking fish. boops boops. it’s literal, real scientic name is boops boops.
boops boops in a bucket
B. boops

bird-jesus:

i can’t stop fucking laughing at this fucking fish. boops boops.
it’s literal, real scientic name is boops boops.

boops boops in a bucket

B. boops

(Source: yourbrains)

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

happiest:

if your snapchat stories last over 100 seconds you have too much time on your hands

ala-place-clichy:

                                                   I want a night
                                                       with you.
                                                   I want to close
                                                     the curtains.
                                                I want to lay in bed
                                              and feel you breathing.
                                               I want the only noise
                                                   to be my inhale
                                              replying to your exhale.
                                           I want to trace my fingers
                                           along every line and curve
                                                    of your back.
                                            I want to feel your face
                                              buried into my neck.
                                              I want to lay like this
                                              and feel every worry
                                                        melt
                                          the same way that I melt
                                              when I am with you. 

(Source: mis0neism)

notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

bestfunny:

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake tames and befriends a wild flag in its natural habitat.

 

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